Welcome to my blog! Don't forget my Guest Book!Tumblr (3.0; @haxzor)http://haxzor.tumblr.com/Vitamin C (Graduation)As I hurtle towards graduation, I am constantly struck by the finality of everything I do. I spent...http://haxzor.tumblr.com/post/268089464http://haxzor.tumblr.com/post/268089464Thu, 03 Dec 2009 16:38:10 -0500Men’s restroom hell<img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku07lsaB1Y1qzol6co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Men’s restroom hell</p>http://haxzor.tumblr.com/post/265681216http://haxzor.tumblr.com/post/265681216Tue, 01 Dec 2009 21:44:16 -0500My inner monologue as I attempt to write a paperAlright, “Please describe the collective conditions that lead to the downfall of the Western...http://haxzor.tumblr.com/post/250010481http://haxzor.tumblr.com/post/250010481Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:43:06 -0500Oh, thank god! It appears as though Nike will be joining our...<img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktdl3iFIgm1qzol6co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Oh, thank god! It appears as though Nike will be joining our troops in the war on terror by throwing footballs at the enemy. Now we’ll show them how it’s done - in Shox!</p>http://haxzor.tumblr.com/post/249999278http://haxzor.tumblr.com/post/249999278Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:30:54 -0500Pretty neat-o!<img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt5vo2m9d11qzol6co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Pretty neat-o!</p>http://haxzor.tumblr.com/post/244958524http://haxzor.tumblr.com/post/244958524Sun, 15 Nov 2009 12:38:26 -0500I had fun at the grocery store today. Guess who will be taking...<img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kst0ngl9xL1qzol6co1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kst0ngl9xL1qzol6co2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kst0ngl9xL1qzol6co3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>I had fun at the grocery store today. Guess who will be taking their vitamins evey day now, for the first time in their life? Also, I did not realize tofurkey was real. Also, how young did they kill the baby turkey at?</p>http://haxzor.tumblr.com/post/237218693http://haxzor.tumblr.com/post/237218693Sun, 08 Nov 2009 13:57:16 -0500I love this one.<img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksnqwhem0N1qzol6co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I love this one.</p>http://haxzor.tumblr.com/post/234296087http://haxzor.tumblr.com/post/234296087Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:38:41 -0500The way I Assume my Parents Spoke as Youths“Hello there chick, I was hangin’ over yonder and my eyes pinned you. You seem to be a funky fox...http://haxzor.tumblr.com/post/233533421http://haxzor.tumblr.com/post/233533421Wed, 04 Nov 2009 22:50:31 -0500My Aunt sent me this photo of me playing catch with my Grandpa...<img src="http://3.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksjtzmT0pu1qzol6co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My Aunt sent me this photo of me playing catch with my Grandpa when I was 2 years old. Even then I could destroy you with my throw!</p>http://haxzor.tumblr.com/post/232106655http://haxzor.tumblr.com/post/232106655Tue, 03 Nov 2009 14:54:58 -0500Ouch!<img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kr93aeVzjH1qzol6co1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Ouch!</p>http://haxzor.tumblr.com/post/208428456http://haxzor.tumblr.com/post/208428456Fri, 09 Oct 2009 10:08:37 -0400OOOOOH! I get it now!<img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kr3s3wQj2K1qzol6co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>OOOOOH! I get it now!</p>http://haxzor.tumblr.com/post/205985598http://haxzor.tumblr.com/post/205985598Tue, 06 Oct 2009 13:19:08 -0400Fog over Mirror Lake, Thursday morning, 6:30am.<img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kqw5fovVUW1qzol6co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Fog over Mirror Lake, Thursday morning, 6:30am.</p>http://haxzor.tumblr.com/post/202603752http://haxzor.tumblr.com/post/202603752Fri, 02 Oct 2009 10:26:12 -0400I never would have understood the vague concept of Smokey the...<img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kqff37Oqsz1qzol6co1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>I never would have understood the vague concept of Smokey the Bear before those brilliant marketers decided to make it relate-able to today’s youth and culture!</p>http://haxzor.tumblr.com/post/194978836http://haxzor.tumblr.com/post/194978836Wed, 23 Sep 2009 09:35:31 -0400Shit Shopping™ at Myrtle Beach produced this…thing. I put...<img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kq4ilm2QCx1qzol6co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Shit Shopping™ at Myrtle Beach produced this…thing. I put my hand there so you can get a relative idea on the size of….it.</p>http://haxzor.tumblr.com/post/190290560http://haxzor.tumblr.com/post/190290560Thu, 17 Sep 2009 12:17:46 -0400eyeonspringfield: One, two, three. four… SIX atoms! Take him...<img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kpoqb64XhM1qztjn5o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://eyeonspringfield.tumblr.com/post/183368213/one-two-three-four-six-atoms-take-him-away">eyeonspringfield</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote>One, two, three. four… SIX atoms! Take him away!</blockquote> </blockquote> <p>Seconds later in this scene, “Bosh…Flimshaw!” is spoken!</p>http://haxzor.tumblr.com/post/183774170http://haxzor.tumblr.com/post/183774170Wed, 09 Sep 2009 12:54:08 -0400It’s like they made this for me! This is...<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Xgw3NVaGP1A&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Xgw3NVaGP1A&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>It’s like they made this for me! This is hilarious.</p> <p><a href="http://blog.justinpurnell.com/post/173111473/the-infomercial-stopper-great-stuff-from-oren">purns</a>:</p> <blockquote>The Infomercial Stopper…great stuff from Oren Brimer, Matt McCarthy and Pete Holmes.</blockquote>http://haxzor.tumblr.com/post/173157146http://haxzor.tumblr.com/post/173157146Thu, 27 Aug 2009 14:47:20 -0400In Zany Competition, Stock Brokers Attempt to go 24 Hours Without Saying the Word 'economy'http://haxzor.tumblr.com/post/173077530http://haxzor.tumblr.com/post/173077530Thu, 27 Aug 2009 12:36:38 -0400Predestined NamesRecently, a man named Usain Bolt just broke the world record time for the 100 meter dash. This got...http://haxzor.tumblr.com/post/172969440http://haxzor.tumblr.com/post/172969440Thu, 27 Aug 2009 09:32:00 -0400I got to shoot the b-roll for this as part of my photographer...<object width="400" height="275"><param name="movie" value="http://vp.mgnetwork.net/viewer.swf?u=5bd8acc4d355102cbc4d001ec92a4a0d&z=CMH" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><embed src="http://vp.mgnetwork.net/viewer.swf?u=5bd8acc4d355102cbc4d001ec92a4a0d&z=CMH" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="400" height="275"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>I got to shoot the b-roll for this as part of my photographer internship at NBC4. Be patient, the video takes a while to load. Several of my shots made the cut.</p>http://haxzor.tumblr.com/post/156674709http://haxzor.tumblr.com/post/156674709Wed, 05 Aug 2009 17:56:30 -0400CNN mistakenly reports news instead of Michael JacksonAn embarrassing gaff enfolded on the front page of CNN.com for over 7 minutes this morning, when a...http://haxzor.tumblr.com/post/138490412http://haxzor.tumblr.com/post/138490412Thu, 09 Jul 2009 13:11:45 -0400