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I love this one.

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:38:41 -0500

I love this one.

The way I Assume my Parents Spoke as Youths

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 22:50:31 -0500

“Hello there chick, I was hangin’ over yonder and my eyes pinned you. You seem to be a funky fox...

My Aunt sent me this photo of me playing catch with my Grandpa...

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 14:54:58 -0500

My Aunt sent me this photo of me playing catch with my Grandpa when I was 2 years old. Even then I could destroy you with my throw!

Ouch!

Fri, 09 Oct 2009 10:08:37 -0400

Ouch!

OOOOOH! I get it now!

Tue, 06 Oct 2009 13:19:08 -0400

OOOOOH! I get it now!

Fog over Mirror Lake, Thursday morning, 6:30am.

Fri, 02 Oct 2009 10:26:12 -0400

Fog over Mirror Lake, Thursday morning, 6:30am.

I never would have understood the vague concept of Smokey the...

Wed, 23 Sep 2009 09:35:31 -0400

I never would have understood the vague concept of Smokey the Bear before those brilliant marketers decided to make it relate-able to today’s youth and culture!

Shit Shopping™ at Myrtle Beach produced this…thing. I put...

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 12:17:46 -0400

Shit Shopping™ at Myrtle Beach produced this…thing. I put my hand there so you can get a relative idea on the size of….it.

eyeonspringfield: One, two, three. four… SIX atoms! Take him...

Wed, 09 Sep 2009 12:54:08 -0400

eyeonspringfield:

One, two, three. four… SIX atoms! Take him away!

Seconds later in this scene, “Bosh…Flimshaw!” is spoken!

It’s like they made this for me! This is...

Thu, 27 Aug 2009 14:47:20 -0400

It’s like they made this for me! This is hilarious.

purns:

The Infomercial Stopper…great stuff from Oren Brimer, Matt McCarthy and Pete Holmes.

In Zany Competition, Stock Brokers Attempt to go 24 Hours Without Saying the Word 'economy'

Thu, 27 Aug 2009 12:36:38 -0400

Predestined Names

Thu, 27 Aug 2009 09:32:00 -0400

Recently, a man named Usain Bolt just broke the world record time for the 100 meter dash. This got...

I got to shoot the b-roll for this as part of my photographer...

Wed, 05 Aug 2009 17:56:30 -0400

I got to shoot the b-roll for this as part of my photographer internship at NBC4. Be patient, the video takes a while to load. Several of my shots made the cut.

CNN mistakenly reports news instead of Michael Jackson

Thu, 09 Jul 2009 13:11:45 -0400

An embarrassing gaff enfolded on the front page of CNN.com for over 7 minutes this morning, when a...

“FUCK YOU MOM! MY GUM IS MOTHERFUCKING FUCKING EXTREME!...

Sat, 27 Jun 2009 11:54:38 -0400

“FUCK YOU MOM! MY GUM IS MOTHERFUCKING FUCKING EXTREME! FUCK! GET ME ANOTHER PIERCING!”

Well, now we know.

Thu, 25 Jun 2009 18:03:05 -0400

Well, now we know.

Jesus Christ, Cody has outdone himself. This is one of the best...

Thu, 11 Jun 2009 13:29:00 -0400

Jesus Christ, Cody has outdone himself. This is one of the best satires of MMORPGs that I’ve seen. Its level of detail requires at least 3 views, and the bureaucracy of it all is priceless. Nice job man!

radiopantsdance:

Tutorial for World Quester 2 (Level 9: The Mask-Taking Of Red Lake Ridge)

Here is the latest tutorial from The Game Helpin’ Squad (“Sure, their website sucks, but their tutorials suck.” - Opinion Magazine)

If you’ve played WoW or Evony, you will think this is awfully funny. If you haven’t, you still will, because I never have and I made the damn thing.

In the coming weeks I will begin to outline some of my favorite things in the world. These are all...

Wed, 10 Jun 2009 19:34:00 -0400

In the coming weeks I will begin to outline some of my favorite things in the world. These are all...

Honest College Ad - College Humor

Thu, 04 Jun 2009 18:24:10 -0400

Honest College Ad - College Humor

Y2K Enthusiasts Rejoice in Newfound Knowledge of Aztec Calendar

Thu, 04 Jun 2009 08:38:40 -0400